how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
but what if because Spock was half-human, his eyebrows didn’t curve and so he actually plucked and made it look like they were Vulcan and so he did it all his life and Bones walks in on him plucking them and they just stare for a really long time and nobody finds out but they just don’t discuss it
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities